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Custom Stamped Concrete Edging Solutions
At Borderline Fancypants, we specialize in creating beautiful and functional custom stamped concrete edging for your flower beds, driveways, and any other borders you desire. Our unique designs not only enhance the aesthetic appeal of your outdoor spaces, but also help to effectively direct water flow in key areas.
Looks so good it’s Borderline Fancy Pants
Do not take your health for granted!!!
Well hello there and thanks for stopping by. Please allow me to introduce myself and this wonderful product that is manufactured right on site that can add so much value to the curb appeal of your castle.
My name is Kyle Ring and Borderline Fancy Pants is my way of trying to climb back into this world a new and improved individual. You see back near the end of 2015 was nearly the end of me entirely. I was misdiagnosed for months while my body slowly started to fail on me. The sickness could not be figured out between the many dr visits. Luckily I was in hospital trying to find diagnosis when my body went septic and I darn near croaked. Had I been anywhere else I would not be telling you this. Long but extremely interesting story cut short I was told heart transplant was my only option for survival. They wanted me to do transplant right away but first wanted my body to get stronger (so I’d survive surgery) and I had to wait my turn on the organ transplant list. Therefore I had to have a LVAD heart pump installed in my chest as well as a defibrillator. After then opting against transplant for personal reasons I was left to spend the remainder of my days on said heart pump and my family and I moved to the country so I could lick my wounds and essentially die in peace. What the actual life expectancy on heart pumps is depends on which study you read so I honestly thought my days were numbered there for awhile. But with the rock solid support system I have (super wife & wonder kids) I was able to do more than just sit and wait. However wait is exactly what I did for five years as I took the pills I was prescribed and I did what the doctors recommended I do. I grew tired of this routine and was feeling as though something was about to explode within me. An unexplainable feeling inside of me screaming for something to change. I went rouge! I stopped ALL my medications and I focused hard on my diet and exercise. After a consistent two years of my new lifestyle I became the 1% to recover from my heart failure. What now?? The doctors were not sure. I was told that I was the first recovered from “sheer will and pure determination” and they cut the cord leaving the wire from my pump to the batteries I was forced to carry on a daily basis, mostly intact under my skin. The pump was turned off still attached to my heart and they went in through my arteries and plugged up parts of it but the pump is all still there! So after years of being legitimately disabled I am making my comeback in life! I would have done it with more preparation had I been told my recovery was even possible. It was denied possible until a month before they turned pump off. But that matters not because here we are in the now!
I discovered this wonderful product and I began working with it only to find out how much I truly enjoy it. Being able to look back at a job well done is an instant gratification that I am now addicted to. But I’ve done all I can do at the homestead and I need you guys and gals to help me out. I am willing to discount this product deeply and get it out there for as many people as I am able. I will offer it at a much better rate than you will find anywhere. The price fluctuates a bit depending on how much is done (The materials are sold by weight) but you could easily count on it being not more than $5/ft unless you have the desire for more intricate design work or custom colors. But even then it wouldn’t be much more. The stamp designs, roller imprinting and color options are almost infinite and limited only by your imagination. I have some on my driveway that glow in the dark!
These beautiful curbs add value to your home and make edge work easier. I have also found it to be extremely useful when blowing leaves and trying to keep the mulch in place on the flower beds. And unlike block borders they can’t be knocked out of place by fido or your delivery driver. And unlike plastic borders won’t get brittle. Also won’t rot like wooden borders eventually do. It gives clear defined boundaries in your yard making flower beds stand out beautifully. And it will last for many years.
It also has erosion control uses for directing water run off. I’ll make this amazing offer good through September. So get to thinking and planning out your Fancy Pants flower borders and send us a message to schedule your measurements.
IF YOU DONT WANT CURBS THATS OK BUT I HOPE YOU TAKE FROM THIS STORY THE IMPORTANCE OF DAILY HEALTHY LIFESTYLE CHOICES AND MAKE THEM APPROPRIATELY!
And choose YES to organ donation! Make the last thing you do be heroic.
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already booking May installations